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Lights - Siberia

Goddamn what a hot bitch. I'd love to rail her even in Siberia because my shriveled dick will still be eight inches long. I'd like to perform some Underground Operations on her baby. I am a huge negro and I'd jump on her body like RIAA is gonna jump on this album download. The only reason why I wanna fuck her brains out is because she looks like she's twelve years old. Yup, that's exactly it you stupid fucking perverts. Didn't she used to goto shows in and around Toronto and banged the shit out of the lead singer in Dead and Divine? How cute. Horrible musicians unite. They'd have some awesome babies though. But that means I may have to wait another twenty years before their fucking unborn kids become legal enough for me to fuck. Man I just wanna fuck everything right now. Sup toaster?

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