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I am a bitter old fuck who hates music. So
i sit at home and listen to this crap all day and reminisce how great things
were back then, when my typical daily activities aren't limited to only
stroking my thick hairy schlong. I hate gaining weight on a daily basis because
when i don't go on the dance floor, I have rolls after rolls of lard piling up
my stomach. My favourite hangout is at my local coffee shop and the bar right
across the street where I attempt to pick up hoochie mama's to no success.
Friends all fucked off and graduated from college while I sit home and do fuck
off at a time when economic uncertainty prevents me from doing anything
productive. I play in a shit band that's constantly trying to bring back the
early 21st century metalcore to no success. My goal in life is to convince the
has-been promoters to throw another hellfest since the cancelled one in lieu of
2016 so I can beat the crap out of bad luck 13 extravaganza for that one time their fan threw a chair at my face. Life sucks and i
can barely pay my internet bills. The only thing i'm optimistic about is the
inevitable suicide that shall work out well!
Peace faggots!
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