You wanna know how a band fucking sucks? If they're signed to Relapse.
It is a guaranteed sell-out because relapse tries to be hip with their
"non-conformist approach" to metal genres. That explains why they
like signing metal bands that are 'out there', 'avant garde' and non-generic.
That's real fucking hip you stupid cocksucking faggots. Relapse records should
be the hipster community of metalheads. But then again metalheads apparently
hate being hip because they're a bunch of grotesque faggots. I can't fucking
stand this community of horrid pretentious pseudo-intellectual losers. I know
you're so motherfucking metal you fucking faggots, so get impaled by some heavy
heavy train tracks so we can circle pit your worthless funerals. Holy fucking
losers. Don't talk to me you filthy retard gimps.
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