You wanna know how a band fucking sucks? If they're signed to Relapse. It is a guaranteed sell-out because relapse tries to be hip with their "non-conformist approach" to metal genres. That explains why they like signing metal bands that are 'out there', 'avant garde' and non-generic. That's real fucking hip you stupid cocksucking faggots. Relapse records should be the hipster community of metalheads. But then again metalheads apparently hate being hip because they're a bunch of grotesque faggots. I can't fucking stand this community of horrid pretentious pseudo-intellectual losers. I know you're so motherfucking metal you fucking faggots, so get impaled by some heavy heavy train tracks so we can circle pit your worthless funerals. Holy fucking losers. Don't talk to me you filthy retard gimps.
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