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7 ANGELS 7 PLAGUES - JHAZMYNE'S LULLABY


http://www.mediafire.com/download/d46fm2mluw0vi33/7+Angels+7+Plagues+-+Jhazmyne%27s+Lullabye.zip#39;s_Lullabye.zip

Failing to take my medication at proper time as advised by my psychotherapist, I sleepwalked naked into my parent's attic all over again. After taking a nasty ass dump in one corner, I tripped over a briefcase and fell face flat into a box full of old CPU's, motherboards, and hard drives from like 2004. Semi conscious but not really, I realized this box embodied my full childhood when I was a nasty pimple-faced high school geek that nobody liked. Waking up at that instantaneous moment like some horrifying 80's Count Dracula movie shit, I took all the hard drives out of the box and penetrated them right up my laptop's rectum. Boom, I rediscovered more than eighty gigabytes of awesome old school hardcore and metalcore from the early 2000's. Man, I feel like an old fucking balding geezer. Because I am such a scholarly gentleman, and while defying the stereotype of every other hardcore kid in this world with an actual job that makes me money so I can afford to upload my whole entire library, I will try my best to upload a few albums a week so you pathetic low life ex-arm flailing fools can download my shit. My first album is the classic 7 Angels 7 Plagues , a band that reached critical atrocity overtime when some of their members sold out to Fall Out Boys. Unbelievable faggotry until you kinda realize metalcore is kinda like pop punk in a way. Repetitive dynamics, song structures, chord progressions and riffs. Played by stupid, privileged and ungrateful suburban fucks who never experienced a single ounce of pain all their lives. So ladies and gentleman, fuck 'er right in the pussy.

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