Because nowadays all we have is AIDS, crack and techno.

A horrible horrible hardcore/metalcore webzine.

www.aidscrackandtechno.com

It's almost 2020 and you still use Twitter and listen to hardcore LOL

7 ANGELS 7 PLAGUES - JHAZMYNE'S LULLABY


http://www.mediafire.com/download/d46fm2mluw0vi33/7+Angels+7+Plagues+-+Jhazmyne%27s+Lullabye.zip#39;s_Lullabye.zip


FAILING TO TAKE MY MEDICATION AT PROPER TIME AS ADVISED BY MY PSYCHOTHERAPIST, I SLEEPWALKED NAKED INTO MY PARENT'S ATTIC ALL OVER AGAIN. AFTER TAKING A NASTY ASS DUMP IN ONE CORNER, I TRIPPED OVER A BRIEFCASE AND FELL FACE FLAT INTO A BOX FULL OF OLD CPU'S, MOTHERBOARDS, AND HARD DRIVES FROM LIKE 2004. SEMI CONSCIOUS BUT NOT REALLY, I REALIZED THIS BOX EMBODIED MY FULL CHILDHOOD WHEN I WAS A NASTY PIMPLE-FACED HIGH SCHOOL GEEK THAT NOBODY LIKED. WAKING UP AT THAT INSTANTANEOUS MOMENT LIKE SOME HORRIFYING 80'S COUNT DRACULA MOVIE SHIT, I TOOK ALL THE HARD DRIVES OUT OF THE BOX AND PENETRATED THEM RIGHT UP MY LAPTOP'S RECTUM. BOOM, I REDISCOVERED MORE THAN EIGHTY GIGABYTES OF AWESOME OLD SCHOOL HARDCORE AND METALCORE FROM THE EARLY 2000'S. MAN, I FEEL LIKE AN OLD FUCKING BALDING GEEZER. BECAUSE I AM SUCH A SCHOLARLY GENTLEMAN, AND WHILE DEFYING THE STEREOTYPE OF EVERY OTHER HARDCORE KID IN THIS WORLD WITH AN ACTUAL JOB THAT MAKES ME MONEY SO I CAN AFFORD TO UPLOAD MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIBRARY, I WILL TRY MY BEST TO UPLOAD A FEW ALBUMS A WEEK SO YOU PATHETIC LOW LIFE EX-ARM FLAILING FOOLS CAN DOWNLOAD MY SHIT. MY FIRST ALBUM IS THE CLASSIC 7 ANGELS 7 PLAGUES , A BAND THAT REACHED CRITICAL ATROCITY OVERTIME WHEN SOME OF THEIR MEMBERS SOLD OUT TO FALL OUT BOYS. UNBELIEVABLE FAGGOTRY UNTIL YOU KINDA REALIZE METALCORE IS KINDA LIKE POP PUNK IN A WAY. REPETITIVE DYNAMICS, SONG STRUCTURES, CHORD PROGRESSIONS AND RIFFS. PLAYED BY STUPID, PRIVILEGED AND UNGRATEFUL SUBURBAN FUCKS WHO NEVER EXPERIENCED A SINGLE OUNCE OF PAIN ALL THEIR LIVES. SO LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, FUCK 'ER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.

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