Oh greetings. Look everyone, it's a horde of stupid ass English people from the Great Britain! Fuck you and your monarchy you stupid Brits. Oh I'm sorry, did I offend your terrible non-North American accented speaking ass? Would you like a big ass cup of tea while we have a tea party in a big tea park while we chat about the conspiracy of the Princess Diana murder? Nobody cares about Tony Blair or Winston Churchill anymore you goddamn fucks. Now it's all about that negroid racially-sensational Obama and crack smoking Rob Ford. Get with the times of the decadence. Fuck you stupid funny sounding British metalcore pieces of horse doo-doo!
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR OLLIE SYKES FOR PRIME MINISTER 2016!