Because when hardcore and metalcore went out in 2011, it has become officially trendy to enjoy crust, sludge and doom bands. This band does all three and in fact, they're simply so doom and stoner rock that it took me eight naps to simply get through this entire album. I know that's what this band's going for, a slow-paced and introverted-like record that makes one appreciate the artistic and poetic depth of what they have to offer. But when played around fat retarded hicks like me with an unworthy IQ of less than two digits, I fall straight the fuck asleep. And that's dangerous considering I ordered a cassette of this band for my car to play and here I am dosing off on the highways. My insurance company no longer covers me under their policy if I play this band while driving. I get a feel of these bands, especially with their approach to merch. They like to keep it simple and release some retarded medias that nobody uses, like cassettes and phonographs, to show that they are old and vintage, and that their items are collectibles. But what the fuck are you going to play that crap on you fucking outdated hipsters? If the vinyls don't come with a link for the free album download then chances are you won't be getting it anyways, you stupid materialistic fucks. Now I'm glad this band offers something different from the current metal and hardcore artscape but I'll be sure to carry a pillow and a sleeping bag on me when they tour my town. I need some lullaby to cure my goddamn insomnia.