Alveran records rule because those bands are tough as fuck. Because they're tough as nails, I feel like I can take on the world. I don't take shit from you pussy looking emo Euro-faggots. If you ain't white, athletic, taller than six two and weigh more than one-eighty, you don't mean shit to me. I'll smash your fucking face in at the next show when American bands tour our shit towns. I grew up reppin' bands on Alveran and still support most of those acts even when pretty much all the groups were forced to disband because the members ended up being locked in jail. Incarceration speaks volume about characters, and I remain as true as the emblems tattooed on my neck and face. Don't ever come around my area code and give me bad looks. We'll fucking find you and smash into your car and steal your latest vinyls. You're all a bunch of faggots. And I dance harder than anyone else. Just ask Weekend Nachos that one time they played my small town bar. Faggots.