Dude. You are like twenty nine years old and you still collect cassettes. That's really gay as fuck. Because it's not like you really carry a walkman around like it's 1986. You don't even really carry a discman on you because you don't really listen to CD's. But you do have an extended vinyl and cassette collection at home despite all your music is portable on the newest Ipod and Iphone 6 that you are carrying. You are the definition of a hipster. But nope, of course you would say you are not, because you are a "hardcore kid". That's balls as fuck you stupid homo. You are a stupid hipster son of a bitch with ear lobes hanging like a horse's anus because it was once gauged so wide that tennis balls could fit through them. You never got into hardcore with Bad Brains either, stop telling people that. You went to an Emmure show back in 2006 and was fascinated by idiots flailing like twats just like you now. Which is fine and all. But dude, those fucking cassette tapes. You have nothing to play them on. Stop being some sort of antique collector. Throw your life in a garbage can, bro.
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