I
love obscure no name screamo bands from foreign nations that are members of the
European union (soon to not be a union anymore because they’re all pussy
liberal twats). Like who the fuck cares, really. Screamo sounds like a bunch of
retarded children dissonantly banging on their drums as fast as they can as
their guitarist jams their dicks up the cable input and violently penetrate the
shit out of the instrument while their epileptic vocalist asks for the strobe
light to be on during the whole entire process so he can react in a way that
would make him require professional medical attention. Although that's not
exactly how these two bands sound though. They're painfully melodic and catchy.
If only they weren't from Nazi Germany and grandfathered by members of Hitler’s
youth then perhaps i would read into their lyrics but for now it's all a
foreign sounding bunch of crap that needs to be Americanized. Because America
is the shit and if you don't assimilate into our global cultural hegemony then
we're going to fucking bomb you. Oh never mind. It’s the 2000’s and we don’t
have the balls to do that shit anymore and if anything mark my words we will
get the infiltrated out of our anal pit by suicide bombing Isis who will
eventually establish shariah law in our once-united states. Where’s the
black tarp of a face veils that we can put on all our white women whom are defenseless against their jihad against our nationstates?
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