Alpinist & Finisterre - Split

I love obscure no name screamo bands from foreign nations that are members of the European union (soon to not be a union anymore because they’re all pussy liberal twats). Like who the fuck cares, really. Screamo sounds like a bunch of retarded children dissonantly banging on their drums as fast as they can as their guitarist jams their dicks up the cable input and violently penetrate the shit out of the instrument while their epileptic vocalist asks for the strobe light to be on during the whole entire process so he can react in a way that would make him require professional medical attention. Although that's not exactly how these two bands sound though. They're painfully melodic and catchy. If only they weren't from Nazi Germany and grandfathered by members of Hitler’s youth then perhaps i would read into their lyrics but for now it's all a foreign sounding bunch of crap that needs to be Americanized. Because America is the shit and if you don't assimilate into our global cultural hegemony then we're going to fucking bomb you. Oh never mind. It’s the 2000’s and we don’t have the balls to do that shit anymore and if anything mark my words we will get the infiltrated out of our anal pit by suicide bombing Isis who will eventually establish shariah law in our once-united states. Where’s the black tarp of a face veils that we can put on all our white women whom are defenseless against their jihad against our nationstates?


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